Scumbag brain, today's edition.

"traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn" (el-peasant)
06/04/2015 at 17:15 • Filed to: None

During my 1.5-hr nap today, I have a dream where:

-I texted while driving

-I ran a red light

-Rolled through a stop sign

-Pulled out of a road without enough space in front of another vehicle

But in real life, I’m a perfectly sane and defensive driver, especially for a teenager.

The others must be haunting my dreams now.

DISCUSSION (14)

 V8 Rustler > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
06/04/2015 at 17:18

I wish I would remember my dreams. I think it’s been like 2 months since remembering what I dreamt after waking up.

TheHondaBro > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
06/04/2015 at 17:24

Accept the fact that you will do all of those things eventually.

PS9 > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
06/04/2015 at 17:25

No, that’s not a scumbag brain. Let me tell you about what happened to me the other day.

I met someone and she was beautiful. We were so much alike it was painful. We loved the same things and would talk and text for hours. It was love at first sight.

So I went to pick her up on our first date and she got in the car. She was stunning. As I drove us to the theater, I notice that the car I was driving was an Aston Martin Vanquish. I asked myself how did this happen? as someone who works three crappy jobs just to make the ends meet, there was no way I could ever afford-

-That’s when I woke up 1 hour late for work. And THAT kind sir, is a scumbag brain.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > PS9
06/04/2015 at 17:27

Sounds like something of my dreams, Vanquish and all.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > PS9
06/04/2015 at 17:33

Hey at least you “experienced” it at all, albeit in a dream.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
06/04/2015 at 17:35

Naping, now there’s something I should try.

S2Konstantin > V8 Rustler
06/04/2015 at 17:38

Its been even longer for me, must be the weed.

RustedSprinter > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
06/04/2015 at 17:46

You can dream in only 1.5 hours of sleep?

Baeromez > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
06/04/2015 at 17:48

Yesterday I dreamt that I was at the local grocery store parking lot. Except the entire parking lot was a pool. A few dozen people I know were all gathered there for some kind of game, which was being explained to everyone by a giant, like 200 foot long, dragon that was perched on the roof of a store. I can’t remember if I didn’t want to play the game or if I was just trying to fuck with everyone, but I pulled out a pistol and took a shot at the dragon. It didn’t do shit to him, but he was understandably pissed. So, the dragon starts flying around breathing fire and everyone is diving underwater to avoid it, but I had some kind of surfboard with a 15hp outboard motor on it and I was driving it around shooting at the dragon and laughing my ass off. Then I flipped the motor board and fell into the pool, which was really a man made pond, and the dragon just kept blasting fire at everyone and wasn’t really all that worried about me anymore. I mean, come on, he’s a dragon, what does he care about one guy on a surfboard. Then there were alligators in the pond, and me and some guy were swimming for our lives from them. I got to the edge of the pond, which turned out to really be the ocean (I live right by the beach), and the whole beach was frozen because it was snowing (in Florida, go figure). Some people were trying to reorganize the game I had interrupted, but they didn’t know where they were going to get another dragon since all those bullets I had fired at it had eventually killed it. Then I woke up.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > RustedSprinter
06/04/2015 at 18:45

I've dreamt in 30 minutes of sleep before.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Baeromez
06/04/2015 at 18:47

As I like to say, that which can and will happen in a dream is limitless.

RustedSprinter > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
06/04/2015 at 18:49

What am I doing wrong then?

AthomSfere > Baeromez
06/04/2015 at 23:45

Completely nonsensical, do you even punctuate bro? But seriously, hilarious. I love it! (Just the way it is)

AthomSfere > RustedSprinter
06/04/2015 at 23:47

Not sure if serious, but short answer yes.

Heck, my best dreams are 30 minute or less naps (of course I sleep about 4-5 hours a day with my nap(s) figured in.